Never keep secrets your friends have told you because well keeping secrets never makes friends telling secrets does, Always talk behind your friends back because well really you cant talk in front of their back because then you’d be talking about them in front of them.
Never invite your friend over because it will make your mom mad always insist on going over to their house because their moms would be happy to have you, always ask to stay for dinner because when it comes to your friends moms they love to cook unexpectedly for their kids friends that come over.
Never listen to what your friends have to say because it will generally be boring and they will more appreciate you not listening then to listen and not remember what they said to you.
Always call your friends in the middle of the night and tell them you have to tell them something really extremely important the next day but you wanted to give them a heads up that you want to tell them something.
No matter what always tell your friends that look good because even if they look really bad they will appreciate the lie that they look good.
When shopping always buy the exact same cloths so that people will know you guys are friends in fact get everything the same that they have.
Always agree that you love the same things as them even if you don’t it will make you that much closer!
Always Always Always like the same boys as them this will make sure you are best friends because you have the same taste in people as them.
If they have a car make them drive you around everywhere but don’t give them gas money because they won’t take it from you since it’s their car and they should be able to fill it. See isn’t it easy!
